Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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