grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I looked at my own cervix.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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