I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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