Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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