i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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