she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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