So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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