walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
where are my eyebrows?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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