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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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