she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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