i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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