i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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