If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
I'm really busy with my period
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