Who wears a wallet chain?!
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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