I look better un-naked...
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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