How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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