The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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