so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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