I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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