I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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