am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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