I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i just google imaged poop.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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