We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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