so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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