Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
