Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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