when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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