and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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