I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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