I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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