I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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