guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
