Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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