Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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