she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Holy sore nipples Batman
I lost the right to judge tonight
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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