oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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