the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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