I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
