I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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