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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
This is the high leading the old right now
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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