My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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