fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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