Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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