Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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