but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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