Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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