You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize
