Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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