So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
40s are totally the cure
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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