My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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